Martin Saunders - There Is Something Behind The Curtains
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This track brings up big warm feelings of familial love and comfort, lolling along, lying on the grass, staring lazily towards the blue sky, playing with little kids, eating ice cream, that sort of thing. It starts with a sample of Martin with his wife and kid, playing charades, setting the stage pefectly for the tasty little bit of heaven that follows. A strange vocal-synth-thing speaks loving vibrations into your ear. "It's all good", she says. Listening to this track, I have to agree. Four words: perfect summer love nugget.

— Wednesday, August 28, 2002 0 comments #

Dr. Awkward - Keep On Movin
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The good doctor has taken it upon himself to show you all what fatness is and this track is required reading. Chunky, fuzzy synths that refuse to budge beat out repetetive badness while sequenced beats tick away the time. Over the top comes a wailing female voice, imploring all of you to make like the title and move. And then, as if that's not enough head-nodding incentive, a fat trashy break just plomps on down in the middle of the whole thing. Brooding and moody, funky and heavy: This track is fatness manifested.


— Wednesday, August 14, 2002 0 comments #

Comma - I Was A Lesbian Sperm Bank
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Yes, I think maybe I am little wierd. This is my latest track, which starts out with some funky housey beats, poppy baseline, and strained synths. From there, it's only logical that this track should invert itself and become some sort of angsy guitar-drums thing, rocking it's way into oblivion, pounding out the melody, wanking into space. Right?

— Wednesday, August 14, 2002 0 comments #

Comma - Blue Fairy (Evil Cartoon Mix)
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According to our thoroughly cross-referenced categorized demographic data, if you are reading this text, you are part of the 8-bit generation. This means that during your formative years you spent some quality time in front of the legendary Nintendo Entertainment System. Given this demographic data, your humble editor has created a test-marketed custom-made entertainment product that's sure to suite your tastes. This product is a piece of music revolving around the adventures of a certain Elfin warrior, as he attempts to rescue a certain princess... or at least I think that's how it went. Anyway, do your thing, click and consume.

— Thursday, August 01, 2002 0 comments #